When To PACK IT IN

 When you feel indifferent as you plan your next destination, go home.

When you would chop off your right hand for some tofu, go home.

When there is no more shampoo in your tiny bottle, go home.

When you no longer want to tell people where you are from, go home.

When a hole splits in the crotch of the pants you've been wearing for three months, go home.

When the idea of getting a haircut and wearing perfume is more appealing than sitting on a beach in Thailand, go home.

When you feel like brushing your hair...but you don't have a hairbrush, go home.