Friday-Left Ohio crying and asking myself why I wanted to move to New York in the first place.
Saturday-Met this guy next to his art truck while exploring Park Slope and got a quasi-job offer. Went to Mermaid Parade. Scoped out boobie tassles and an extremely unenthusiastic Lou Reed-King of Mermaid Parade.
Sunday-Applied to work at a Juice Bar. Found the McCarren Park Vagina Tree. Stumbled upon an outdoor concert. Saw Alexa Chung go into Nita Nita. Vowed to make her my best friend before the summers' end. Went to The Living Room to watch Bonnie's boyfriend, Chris Michael. A creep followed me home.
Monday-Searched for pepper spray in Chinatown. Discovered that pepper spray is not premitted in NY. Considered a wooden sword as an alternative.
Tuesday-Broke a world record with thousands of people doing yoga in Central Park: Find me here.
Wednesday-Applied to jobs via Craigslist. I want this job. Got a call back about being an extra in Transformers 3. Went to Bar 4 for Chris Michael's music.
Thursday-Had a Preliminary Interview to be an extra in Transformers 3. Found out that Transformers 3 is not being filmed in New York City.
Friday- Went to Brighton Beach. My camera broke, thanks to these two people:
Maybe a heavy duty flashlight will be a good weapon. You can shine it in thier eyes and beat them over the head with it.
ReplyDeleteCongrats on the world record!
PS~ See I am reading it...