Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Temp Work

8:30AM
Me: "Let me start by telling you a little bit about how we work. We are a temporary and permanent placement service so what we do is help area employers find qualified people to work for them. So we don't help people find jobs and we don't guarantee jobs but if you have the skills and qualifications that one of our clients is looking for we would then bring you into the office to complete the process. This phone interview is the first step in the  process."
8:53AM
Me: "Let me start by telling you a little bit about how we work. We are a temporary and permanent placement service so what we do is help area employers find qualified people to work for them. So we don't help people find jobs and we don't guarantee jobs but if you have the skills and qualifications that one of our clients is looking for we would then bring you into the office to complete the process. This phone interview is the first step in the process."
9:19AM
Me: "Let me start by telling you a little bit about how we work. We are a temporary and permanent placement service so what we do is help area employers find qualified people to work for them. So we don't help people find jobs and we don't guarantee jobs but if you have the skills and qualifications that one of our clients is looking for we would then bring you into the office to complete the process. This phone interview is the first step in the process."
10:02AM
Me: "Let me start by telling you a little bit about how we work. We are a temporary and permanent placement service so what we do is help area employers find qualified people to work for them. So we don't help people find jobs and we don't guarantee jobs but if you have the skills and qualifications that one of our clients is looking for we would then bring you into the office to complete the process. This phone interview is the first step in the process."
11:13AM
Me: "Let me start by telling you a little bit about how we work. We are a temporary and permanent placement service so what we do is help area employers find qualified people to work for them. So we don't help people find jobs and we don't guarantee jobs but if you have the skills and qualifications that one of our clients is looking for we would then bring you into the office to complete the process. This phone interview is the first step in the process."
2:30PM
Me: "Let me start by telling you a little bit about how we work. We are a temporary and permanent placement service so what we do is help area employers find qualified people to work for them. So we don't help people find jobs and we don't guarantee jobs but if you have the skills and qualifications that one of our clients is looking for we would then bring you into the office to complete the process. This phone interview is the first step in the process."

3:00PM
Boss (coughing): "Alright. I'm gonna take my lunch break now and then head home. You guys can live without me right?"
Kris: "Yeah, we'll be fine. Get better."
Boss: "I need to go to CVS, get some drugs and hopefully find something that can clear this nose up."
Me: "Just snort some cocaine."
Boss: "I already tried that this morning."
 
3:11PM
Me: "Let me start by telling you a little bit about how we work. We are a temporary and permanent placement service so what we do is help area employers find qualified people to work for them. So we don't help people find jobs and we don't guarantee jobs but if you have the skills and qualifications that one of our clients is looking for we would then bring you into the office to complete the process. This phone interview is the first step in the process."
4:00PM
Me:"Letmestartbytellingyoualittlebitabouthowwework.Weareatemporaryandpermanentplacementservicesowhatwedoishelpareaemployersfindqualifiedpeopletoworkforthem.Sowedon'thelppeoplefindjobsandwedon'tguaranteejobsbutifyouhavetheskillsandqualificationsthatoneofourclientsislookingforwewouldthenbringyouintotheofficetocompletetheprocess. Thisphoneinterviewiwthefirststepintheprocess."
4:19PM
Me:"Letmestartbytellingyoualittlebitabouthowwework.Weareatemporaryandpermanentplacementservicesowhatwedoishelpareaemployersfindqualifiedpeopletoworkforthem.Sowedon'thelppeoplefindjobsandwedon'tguaranteejobsbutifyouhavetheskillsandqualificationsthatoneofourclientsislookingforwewouldthenbringyouintotheofficetocompletetheprocess. Thisphoneinterviewiwthefirststepintheprocess."

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