Men like stroking their cocks. No, I am not talking about the cock...I am talking about roosters...cock fighting is king, big money is waged, and men need to massage those cock legs.
Like putting your ear to a conk shell and hearing the ocean, if you put your ear against a wall you can hear a dog barking or a cock crowing.
Similar to most countries I have visited, big groups of white men think since they are white, in a big group and in Asia, they are automatically cool. [You know who you are.]
The Philippines love 90's pop! Songs that I've forgotten about-from No Doubt to Garbage-blare out of windows and cafes. Remember Rush, Rush by Paula Abdul? Such a great song!!!
"Merry Christmas!" and "Happy New Year!"="Give me money"... It took a couple times to figure that out.
They use "Mame" like it's going out of business. It makes me feel like Scarlett O'Hara and Betty White-all at the same time.
My Filipino name is Mercy...which I really like.
Did I mention Filipinos smell good? 'Cause they do!!!
Sunday, January 4, 2009
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UPDATE: WALLFLOWERS AT A MEXICAN BAR BY THE SEA.
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