Before I leave Korea I:
-will do the Korean "V" in every picture. I have resisted the victory gesture (westerns: the peace sign) for too long. If I want the full Korean experience I have to do this pose in EVERY picture.
-must find the Suwon Toilet House.
-have to visit the DMZ. I have passed through it to and from North Korea but I want to see the 3rd Tunnel and learn more about the most heavily armed border in the world.
-will visit the Penis Park. A park full of penis statues is waiting for me on the other side of Korea.
-must visit a palace while it's snowing. I don't care which palace. I think any palace in the snow will look stunning.
-have to visit a jjimjilbang, a popular naked Korean past time. I have been putting it off 'cause of my gymnophobia but I think that a big, white naked chick frolicking around with some ajjummas might be just what Korea needs.
-will keep my Korean bowl cut until I stop laughing when I look in the mirror.
-must use the vibrating belt machine at my gym and see if it's possible, once and for all, to shake fat off.
-have to make out with a Korean taxi driver.
I'm just joking about the last one...or am I????
Sunday, November 16, 2008
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I do not believe you were "v" signing while twirling, or whatever manlier verb you want to call what you do on that challenging piece of machinery at the park. but actually, it seems you took my picture there... alright, you're off the hook.
ReplyDeletethank goodness you've lost your penis park virginity and that you posted the video so I can tell everyone I know about it and they can see it for themselves.
why didn't WE visit the popular Korean past time during my not enough hours in Korea? keep me posted, maybe I can come back.
speaking of bowl cut, how's the celebratory mohawk coming along? practicing? maybe THE COCK can help.
I think maybe it would have been easier to strap on a fat shaker than attempt the twirling machine, and I bet it'd be less work.
MAKIE OUTTIE? eww. even in my frantic race for the airport, I saw not many tempting brand name jacket and bright white shoe, fancy cell phone having boys.
so, told myself I couldn't go to the next page and catch up on posts since we shared that continent, but glad I witnessed your new found tea supply and too bad we bought those gooey balls of baked goodness because now I only have 5000 won, 2000 short of my very own bowl cut.
goodnight this jetlagged morning. xo B
I'm going to the Suwon toilet house on Monday!
ReplyDeleteStill working on the Mohawk for New Years!